I'm not really here.

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[consvlaris]

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

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[priestmahad]

child: *screams*
me: literally did not ask

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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[gayingenue]

literally i would kill for her

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[pomki]

nsfw artists vs tumblr

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[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

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[bears-home]

This idea would not leave my brain

[atvacuum]

is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics

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[sovietnam]

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[progerin]

I can sense that shit hurted for you - empaths

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[chub-bolo]

im a snail and god is salting me

[slothsocks]

I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

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[worldsworstfather]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[clownings]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow]

[anthonycrowley]

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[sisterzelda]

#not on zelda’s watch

[ceebee-eebee]

#you know she’s pissed when she does this to a mortal in full view of other mortals

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[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[femmetops]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[ricc-ii]

I expected a different ending to that

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[babyanimalgifs]

These pictures will make your day better (@tanryug)